My name is morgan, and welcome.
@10 hours ago with 274788 notes
An Englishman, a Frenchman, a Spaniard and a German are all standing watching a street performer do some excellent juggling. The juggler notices that the four gentlemen have a very poor view, so he stands up on a large wooden box and calls out, “Can you all see me now?”
Took me about ten minutes to finally understand this
stupidest/most awesome joke ever
when someone comes to the right place
(via tyleroakley)@10 hours ago with 38571 notes
do action movies know they can have more than one female character
Someone should make an action movie with all girls except for one guy and have no explanation or mention of it in the movie and then pay all of the actors to act surprised like they’d never noticed when they get the inevitable storm of questions.
This one male must have a shower scene, be saved by the protagonist at least once, and fall in love with a lead female.
(via visostate)@13 hours ago with 87182 notes
"She’s really pretty for a black girl"
“He’s really cool for a gay guy”
“She’s doing really well for a woman”
(via beyoncebeytwice)@10 hours ago with 121475 notes
wow i really got around on the second day of school
i met her once and I’ve never smoked anything
…I don’t even drink alcohol
i’m a socially awkward virgin and i’m 99% sure that wasn’t gospel music
i don’t even have her number????????????
(via stability)@10 hours ago with 352123 notes
@10 hours ago with 7673 notes
do u ever just out of nowhere find a guy attractive and ur just like wtf since when