mangomamita:

the deeper you go the bluer the water gets

(via -loner)

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toopaletofunction:

staythatswhatimeanttosay:

One nation, under Canada, above Mexico.

with liberty and justice for some 

(via snorting-coke-with-kids)

@3 days ago with 73589 notes

kidouyuuto:

kidouyuuto:

i know this is dumb but i think that australia exists like?? the ocean is largely unexplored there could very well be a fallen empire and we havent found it yet

I MEANT ATLANTIS YOU ASSHOLES

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awkward-lee:

i just laughed so hard

awkward-lee:

i just laughed so hard

(via tyleroakley)

@3 days ago with 36225 notes

pityfriend:

*jokes about making out with you until it actually happens*

(via lacecoveredheart)

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aphroditea:

tittily:

my favorite thing about england is that the word pulp doesnt exist 


'Orange with juicy bits'

aphroditea:

tittily:

my favorite thing about england is that the word pulp doesnt exist 

'Orange with juicy bits'

(via illuminated-undimmed)

@2 days ago with 134821 notes

petparent:

*gets sweaty from blogging*

(Source: barebackinq, via snorting-coke-with-kids)

@3 days ago with 78485 notes

thespacegoat:

the fact women are viewed as being more sexy at 15 than 40 is the creepiest thing in the world

(via snorting-coke-with-kids)

@3 days ago with 50805 notes

acutelesbian:

A five year old at the gas station said he liked my “bat woman” tattoo excitedly. His father condescendingly asked how many I had. I told him I had 11. He scoffed and asked how waiting tables all my life sounded and I said, “it’s alright on the weekends, but throughout the week I’m your son’s teacher.” He walked out without another word.

(via snorting-coke-with-kids)

@3 days ago with 125960 notes

soulofacityy:

i’ve noticed that a lot of people confuse “respects women” with “respects women they consider respectable”.  

(via iamlarryluck)

@3 days ago with 35225 notes

High five my tongue with your tongue

(Source: christianmingle, via i-n-e-f-f-a-b-l-e-m-e)

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