My name is morgan, and welcome.
One nation, under Canada, above Mexico.
with liberty and justice for some
(via snorting-coke-with-kids)@3 days ago with 73589 notes
i know this is dumb but i think that australia exists like?? the ocean is largely unexplored there could very well be a fallen empire and we havent found it yet
I MEANT ATLANTIS YOU ASSHOLES
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*gets sweaty from blogging*
the fact women are viewed as being more sexy at 15 than 40 is the creepiest thing in the world
(via snorting-coke-with-kids)@3 days ago with 50805 notes
A five year old at the gas station said he liked my “bat woman” tattoo excitedly. His father condescendingly asked how many I had. I told him I had 11. He scoffed and asked how waiting tables all my life sounded and I said, “it’s alright on the weekends, but throughout the week I’m your son’s teacher.” He walked out without another word.
(via snorting-coke-with-kids)@3 days ago with 125960 notes
i’ve noticed that a lot of people confuse “respects women” with “respects women they consider respectable”.
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High five my tongue with your tongue